her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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