I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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