Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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