it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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