all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
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