Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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