make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
He felt like a one man threesome
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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