Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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