If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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