the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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