Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Sorry about my life...
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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