Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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