i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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