I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Randomize
