I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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