she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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