so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
