you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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