is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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