You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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