Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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