Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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