Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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