he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
