he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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