have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
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