Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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