One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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