Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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