actually, I'm a sock model
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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