Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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