i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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