There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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