He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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