Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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