no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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