I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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