I want to have your abortion
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
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