when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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