party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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