we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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