first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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