Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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