That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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