So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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