Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
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