This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
You smell like a Billy Joel song
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
