I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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