So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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