Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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