There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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