dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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