We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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